A NEW CONTESTANT ENTERS THE FIGHT FOR THE GRAND. Meet Ace…?

That’s right yall back in 2023 we actually planned FIVE 30-hour weekends of fun + f*ckery for our brave contestants. And as you know, everyone on the crew had a camera. DO IT FOR THE GRAND is truly a trip through one metaphysical 30-hour weekend that cuts between FIVE timelines on everyone’s way to the finish line…for those who make it, anyway. 

Two best friend GRAPES, a CARROT and his PREGNANT PEA PARTNER walk into Van Cortlandt Park on a cloudy Saturday morning…stop me if you’ve heard this one before. Can Nia & Vonnie save the day when that pod starts poppin? What’s it like to be a grape in Van Cortlandt Park all day? WHAT DOES A PEA AND A CARROT MAKE!? 

In which Keioni competes in a cutthroat culinary cameraphone challenge: PHONE EATS FIRST, AMERICA’S FIRST COOKING SHOW THAT DON’T GIVE A FUCK HOW IT TASTES!!!! Competition is stiff but can Chef Bukkakke stay clutch in a pickle? Or will she just eat all the pickles??? Also they were tryina kick us out of the park the entire time lol 

Sex. Toys. The biggest player on the playground just met their match. GIRLDOLL WORLD is heating up as Carmen juggles playing with her dolls. Can she find love and an envelope before time runs out?? 

Brooklyn’s fiercest feline crime fighter, THEE DARK CAT, gets POUNCED by his most formidable foe: the Prospect Park Bike Loop. Which is a shame because as a child he once biked 32 miles without stopping. Is it all his fault? Or was it really his former employees that dragged him into all this? WHOSE BIKE IS IT, ANYWAY? All will be revealed in the latest installment of DO IT FOR THE GRAND! 

It’s 10AM Saturday. This one is all about the costumes of DO IT FOR THE GRAND and the psychological effects they inflict on the contestants, cast, and crew. Nobody is safe and someone is pregnant. 

It’s 9AM, and we’ve got 30 hours to go. Who finds their BIG RED BOX, and who FUCKING FOLDS? 

The game’s going live any minute now…but first, a meditation on stranger danger. 

Experience the exhilaration of getting ready to roll by 9AM, with your favorite film crew and the cast who decided to show up. 

DO IT FOR THE GRAND is a documentary about a reality show about the construction of a broke ass game show, from the seriously unserious minds of Jake Jurich & Alexis Simmons.