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WILL YOU BE CHINESE WITH ME?
HOLD YOUR FIRE HORSES & buckle up for the bleezy’s breakdown of the super bowl, the surveillance state, and the lunar new year <3
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0:00 – Happy Valentines (Even If You're Ugly)
2:13 – They're Red For An Amazing Reason
4:33 – I Never Considered That Dr. Pepper Could Be A Woman
6:05 – HAPPY CHINEVE
7:03 – Bad Bitches Weather Advisory
9:41 – I Want A Drivers License Because You Need White People Paperwork
13:58 – Sports Betting Retrospective (I Was Right vs. No You Weren't)
17:12 – Drake Maye Looked Like He Was Gonna Kill Himself
20:47 – Mike Tyson Humiliation Ritual / GLP-1 Ad
23:10 – Let The Ad Soak Into Your Soul (Ironically Of Course)
26:55 – Ding Dong Ditch…Your FUCKING RING CAMERAS
28:31 – Super Bowl Ads Are Just Evil Now (Fuck AI)
30:38 – Nobody Watching The Olympics
33:29 – THE ONLY PODCAST THAT SAID AJ BARNER WAS GONNA DO SOMETHING
34:54 – Why Does Everybody Wanna Be Chinese Right Now?
37:45 – How To Say Xi Jinping (Please Come Save Us Or Whatever)
38:56 – Being Chinese Disclaimer
40:48 – Giving The World Up To China vs. Fumbling The World In General
43:35 – BRO I CAN'T OWN SHIT NOW!
45:16 – We Get Angry For A Couple Days, And Then We Post
46:46 – The World Is Run By Pedophiles And Now Even Your Mom Knows That
47:43 – Remember When We All Hung Out On RedNote?
51:47 – What's A Fire Horse?
53:00 – How To Say Penjamin In Mandarin
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THE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job you don’t wanna go to!
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hosted by Nia Barrow & Jake Jurich
edited by Jake Jurich
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