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YOU WHORED YOURSELF OUT TO THE PRESIDENT FOR McDONALDS!

season 3 episode 5

March 2, 2026

In this week’s MORNING BLEEZY we discuss the nuances of de-blizzarding the streets of NYC for like the third or fourth time, as well as the shit with the US men’s hockey team for this one and only time.

We’ll be back in 3 weeks buuuut in the meantime BUY OUR BEANIES @ https://arcola.tv/shopeezy

0:00 – The Truest MORNING Bleezy Ever
1:20 – Shilling Our Beanies (Which Are New And Amazing)
4:13 – Fuck You If You Listen To TikToks Out Loud On Public Transit
6:13 – Groundhog Day Is Animal Divination So Go To Hell
7:47 – Zohran Did Better At Snow 2
10:00 – Nia Notices Jake Has Had Food On His Tooth This Whole Time
10:33 – Traumatizing Snow Story (A Dirty Gut Is A Healthy Gut)
13:45 – Schrödinger’s Coat
14:26 – I Don’t Have Much To Say About That Other Than War Is Fucking Stupid
16:20 – Impromptu Birth Rate Discussion
19:24 – Sports Can Heal A Nation But Also Can Be Some Bullshit
20:52 – Hockey Is A Women’s Sport
22:45 – Jack Hughes Pulls A Megan Keller
23:31 – Locker Room Talk
24:40 – Kash Patel Has Make A Wish Kid Energy
26:50 – Like, I Go To Like, TEN Devils Games A Season
27:27 – White House McDonald’s Humiliation Ritual
28:38 – Trump Was Up At The Podium Just Sucking His Own Dick
29:16 – You Can’t Say No To Nothing?
30:00 – Heated Rivalry Lmaooo
31:46 – The Revolution Will Not Be On Center Ice
34:56 – Jake Unloads The Clip
36:48 – Muhammad Ali Was Getting Punched In The Face; You Dribbling A Ball
38:49 – Spearheading The Bronx Renaissance
40:30 – You’re Probably At Your Job Now!

THE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job you don’t wanna go to!
News for NETIZENS & NEW YORKERS alike!

Follow us at @themorningbleezy and themorningbleezy.com <3

hosted by Nia Barrow & Jake Jurich
edited by Jake Jurich

2026 arcola studios, llc

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